Me and My Dad

I think my dad is the best. Here's why:

1. He picks me up from daycare.
2. He lets me eat his hair.
3. He plays games with me.
4. He makes my mom happy (or drives her crazy which takes the heat off me.)
5. He doesn't yell at me when I spit up on him.
6. He reads me his history books.
7. He's crazy about me!